12 dic. 2010

Happy Happy Very Happy Blogversary

A day like today a year ago,  We were all a year younger. It's Joker's Time finally has one year living on the Internet and I know what we all are thinking: You promised us cake…where's the freaking cake? Well, I bring you something better…A B-day special! You know, with quotes, images and some "melancholic" stuff. Who wants cake with that?


Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.


The old lady was being interviewed by reporters on the occasion of her 110th birthday. "What do you think is the reason for your long life?" they asked her. "Oh," she replied, "I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago."



And my favorite: Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
--Edward Morykwas

And, oh well, here's our new avatar:


You Know You're Getting Old When...

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

 And now, what about reading our first post? I know you'll find it.

2 comentarios:

Abril dijo...

hola que tal , soy abril tengo un nuevo blog llamado el desvan , es http://ledesvan.blogspot.com espero tu visita :D buena entrada

Abril dijo...

lo mismo :S